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Finished watching the whole 10 series of F.R.I.E.N.D.S .
ok technically, I missed out alot of episodes like Monica & Chandler's wedding , Phoebe's wedding and The Last One.
The whole series I got from seb's hard drive and most of the episodes in season 10 ain't working :(
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After watching it, I decided to tune into Shan +Rozz, opps. I meant Shan + Ris , to listen how "good" Ris is.
After listening to a good 10 minutes, I switched the radio off and re-watched f.r.i.e.n.d.s.
Apparently, this taught me that if anyone wanna be a dj, it's really simple. Here are the steps to follow.
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GUIDE TO BE A DJ IN A YEAR.
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1. Get a decent looking body (This might be hard, but it's ok, I'll tell you why later), doesn't matter if your face is shit , take part in a pageant, hopefully you win it.
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2. Screw up in a RazorTV interview. Make sure you speak really bad english and come up some nonsensical snort of your own and claim that it's actually a word. Eg. BOOMZ
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3. Get into a credit card fraud.
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4. Visit a shrink and announce that you're having bipolar disorder.
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5. Get out of the pageant and do things to attract ALOT of attention. Eg. accepting all media request for interviews, start a blog, do some condom video on clicknetworktv and be an AMBASSADOR for the SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH MOVEMENT.
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6. Get Shan +Rozz to interview you (VERY IMPORTANT!), and make sure mediacorp authorities see you as a monkey act.
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7. THERE YOU GO! you get to be a DJ! You don't even have to get a diploma or degree to be a DJ. And you can be a DJ even if your english SUCKS! You can be a DJ in a year! Just follow these simple 7 steps :)
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Oh I mentioned earlier that you have to get a decent looking body right? It's ok if you're out of the pageant. YOU CAN START GETTING REALLY FAT FOR ALL YOU WANT ^_^V.
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Shall start renting videos at videoezy and hopefully manage to get SKINS from rj .
Off to watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S ^^

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