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Since I've been working in Ntuc as a cashier for 1 month, I shall write a post about :
" What a Ntuc cashier(MAINLY YIZHEN) wish you WON'T do at their counters"
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1. I appreciate it if you give me small change, but please don't dump $25 worth of coins at my counter as your payment.

I'll be counting those 10/5/20/50 cents and cursing you get crushed by coins inside my head. It will be doing 2 things at one go, it's distracting. Just because I accept, doesn't mean I won't get pissed. I DISLIKE COUNTING COIN, FAGGOT.

2. Don't buy groceries as though you've not buy them in 1000 years. Theres customers who will buy 24 cartons of milk, 3 dozens of eggs, 5 loaves of bread and a pile of junkfood.

WTF MAN? ARE YOU GONNA SLEEP ON THESE PILES OF GROCERIES? CAUSE I'M SURE IF YOU STACK THEM NICELY, YOU CAN FORM A KING SIZE BED, FAT ASS. AND WHAT'S WITH THE PILE OF MILK? GO SUCK YOUR MOM'S.

3. Stop asking for extra plastic bags when you actually do not need.

THE EARTH IS DYING YOU DESTROYER. YOU CONTRIBUTE TO THE REASONS WHY EARTH MIGHT BE DYING IN 2012.

4. Don't treat Ntuc as your shopping mall's information counter.

There's this customer who asked me where got sell light bulb, I told her Ntuc does. She couldn't be borthered and proceed to ask me where's homefix. IT'S LIKE GOING TO MACDONALDS AND ASK IF THEY HAVE CHICKEN, AND WHEN THEY OFFER MCWINGS, YOU ASK THEM WHERE IS KFC.

5. 'Counter close'

Read it or do I have to write it in 56 languages? It's close and stop budging in and give me a jiaobin that you expect me to scan those items, I WANT TO GO TOILET!

~~6. Stop asking questions that a CASHIER find it hard to reply.~~ Stop asking stupid questions.

" IS THE PEACH SWEET?"(I think I mentioned this before) or " why here no offer? Giant have leh, " or " Next time can I come and buy the milk?" #@!$&$%&%@#$!

7. Stop being a typical dramatic singaporean who likes to find faults and start complaining all the way to the supervisor.

GO HOME AND SUCK MILK THANKS AND BAG OF BALLS TO YOU.
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Ok, these are all I can think of right now, once I quit working, I might add on to the list.
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It's amusing how we all seem apologetic towards some demanding customers and start cursing and swearing once we started counting money or in the office, coz we can't be rude to our customers. LOLOLOLOL!

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